My female horse hates sunlight
If you have any questions, get over here.
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
What do you call a 5 ft tall psychic who has escaped from jail?
I was asked why I was reading a 900-page novel.
Unappreciated
I tried to make potato pancakes but I made of hash of it.
Parking
Posing
Why do melons have weddings?
I trained my dog to bring me a glass of wine on command....
Why do ghosts speak Latin?
Does this count as a visual dad joke?
Why did my coffee taste like dirt?
The Bear Minimum
I'd like a career cleaning mirrors...
Tell us: When does a joke become a dad joke?
How many stormtroopers does it take to change a light bulb?
I went to a silent auction the other day......
I gave a list to my handyman the other day, but he only did numbers 1, 3 and 5
