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US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens

Cryptocurrency entrepreneur eats banana he bought for $6.2m

Fake NYC doctor charged after botched butt implant procedure leaves woman brain dead

A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"

Trump extends TikTok deal deadline by 75 days, touts 'tremendous progress'

As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)

'Chemtrails,' cloud seeding would be banned under bill passed by Florida Senate

Boasberg signals he may hold Trump officials in contempt over deportation flights

Microsoft tells abandoned Publisher fans to just use Word and hope for the best

Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloud

Fox News removes their Dow ticker as stocks crater from Trump's new tariffs

Trump tells UK to buy chlorinated chicken from US if it wants tariff relief

US egg imports meant to drive prices down could be hit by tariffs

RETRO FIND: Scented bowling balls were a game changer

Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes

"Trade war with penguins": Trump places 10% tariff on uninhabited Antarctic islands

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney

Elon Musk dramatically steps down from DOGE in shock move after Trump expressed private doubts

ICE detains defendant in middle of his own trial

Trump makes history by pardoning a corporation