smack my bitch up

World war 3 gets me in the mood

SOMEBODY PLEASE FACT CHECK THE FUNNY PICTURES

There original SEO

CLARENCE THOMAS WEARS MAGA PAJAMAS

JOE BOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOMB BIDEN

Those people glow in the dark

Pudding, vitamin shots and pills from Dr Feelgood

Thomas Jefferson was right

Yeah but the real president is happy

Blue hats vs red hats, no blades

oh yeah well i had all of my appendages replaced with needles so i'm better

Secret police

You feel no burden when compound interest carries you on angel's wings

This is an outrage. Billionaires should be corralled and milked like rodents for school lunches

Markov chain is going to chain

Someone get that mushroom an Ayn Rand book

All politicians should be jailed until they can prove they're not corrupt

Chat GPT does all of my coding for me and even scolds people for culture war hot button issues. Life is exactly like the jetsons

"White people twitter" excuse me? Did the civil rights movement not happen to you people?

DISGUSTING