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  • Have you tried giving it a handjob?

  • Lol 20 years later I still have an album where my favorite track is only 98% complete because my dialup connection dropped when I was downloading it from Kazaa, and I just said eh, good enough.

  • Is it just me or is there an untranscribed vowel in the "mal dumcail" inscription? Looks more like "maul" than "mal" to me

  • KDE Komedy Klassic? That's not good...

  • Rule

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  • George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

  • Can haz

  • What if I see him murdering someone?

  • Hey, we're learning, okay?

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  • Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

  • I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

  • That's nose pocky

  • Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

  • I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

  • The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

  • That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I've been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.

  • pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

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  • New atoms, same old bullshit

  • My sister's tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn't have much going on up there.