Titanfall 3

Freedom force 3

Pursuit force 3

New vegas 2

My mom called them ufos (unidentified frying objects)

Pact of the chain, over protective of your familiar. patron is ancestral in nature because she's close but reluctant to talk about her family. Possibly hellfire variant tiefling so you can get hellish rebuke (comebacks are fire). For fighter subclasses I would go battle master menacing, grappling and knocking people down feels appropriate.

A small mouse using a match as a torch

That's your right to enjoy that and there's a reason it's a mod, generative is too unpredictable for a company that focuses on high quality family friendly content.

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The Bloons tower defense games are pretty fun and have co-op, you can take it slow and the upgrade system has a lot of fun little upgrades to manage.

Sir Toppam Hat

I pre-ordered baldurs gate 3 after playing the developers previous game divinity original sin 2 and hearing a rather large amount of praise for the content available in the early access.

It's something I wouldn't regularly do but in their short line of recent games Larian studios have left a very good impression on me and I trust them individually.