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  • Personally I would've seen about dropping putrified pigs blood on their front door, a new delivery system each time. Have fun with the smell of rot and death, it's exactly what you wish for.

    Edit: Putrified not purified fucking autocorrect! I fucking swear to the Allfather if I ever encounter whatever dipshit suggested likely context as an element for autocorrect im going to bash their empty skull in with a hunk of iron.

  • It's actually worse because some masseuses have doctorates in physical therapy, meanwhile a chiropractor is more likely to fuck up your spine than anything else.

  • The funny thing is if memory serves right insulin once you get it going is exceptionally cheap to produce. Unironically the 11 bucks may very well be the gross cost of production and transport per batch, probably not wages though.

  • Why is this yellowed like it's been in a smokers house for the last 15 years?

  • So does the state guard or even the national guard have anything that could intercept it before it even gets over land or no?

  • Shut it ya cuntish dickhead.

  • It does help that Nintendo out of everyone knows just how bad adapting media can get, just look at the OG live action Mario Bros movie. That's not even the worst adaptation out there of the characters it's actually a fun if a bit deranged movie especially when accounting for the CDI games.

  • Honestly a lot of the problem is that TRON is one of those pregenitor medi that hasn't adapted over the decades. It has a really solid design that could've been updated and adapted with the gaming media as a whole every ten years or so. But unlike say Dune, Mad Max, or westerns/samurai films it didn't have a timelessness to hold it over. If it had taken a multimedia approach like say star wars it could've held up a lot better. But it's calcified and the people at Disney are too inept to do something truly interesting with it.

    Imagine a TRON series that follows different genres and settings that have been popular over the years. The RPG boom of the late 90s, the RTS craze of the early to mid aughts, or the shooter take over of the late aughts early teens. But alas that's more likely to come out of fucking SAO than TRON at this point.

  • The flesh that mates.

  • I know what your referring to but it's still the single most braindead thing I've ever heard, "Oh this dumbass who got shot was such a magic being that it stopped the bullet from causing collateral." Its so stupid that I legit want to shoot every fucking dipshit who were the initial spreaders of that trite, preferably with an M2 Browning loaded with .50 BMG explosive rounds.

  • I've got a counter point for the primeval slag creature known as Pam Bondi. Kill yourself, do it on live TV just put a .38 special through thine insipid skull, it'd be funny.

  • Hopefully she doesn't encounter any bee hunters.

    This is a stupid joke about compound meanings in old English.

  • I feel like at minimum we should have it broken up by different favors, kinda like how Asperger's was a sub diagnosis under the umbrella of autism for awhile.

  • I ain't Christian but I will happily do the Christlike act of beating a priest with a whip.

    Also something I want to note Jesus made the whip meaning that wasn't just rage that was true fury that made him dedicate a day towards crafting his instrument of retribution. Which is just metal.

  • You say that but some CK2 mods are slow even with modern computers, looking at you Warhammer: Geheimnisnacht. Fucking infinite Skaven.

  • Fascists are inherently vain, as annoying as it may be they HATE when folks make fun of them for their appearance. They revel in being called monsters but the second you call them ugly you hurt their feelings, it's rather pathetic.

  • tragic

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  • Hey now as a pale bastard myself don't do some of us dirty like that, actually you know what I'll just call myself plaster at this point. The sun is a deadly lazer!

  • As many states as possible need to just start cutting off as much influence from the feds as possible. Preferably including arresting and/or disappearing fuckwads like Kennedy, they ain't just dangerous they are an active threat to humanity, especially Kennedy.