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teft @ teft @startrek.website
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Shia LaBeouf Stroganoff

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  • Eating all the bodies, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

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  • Gotta go for VOY season 4. Lotta great episodes in that season.

    • My face when someone reposts my /risa/ post but with a witty caption and gets far more upvotes

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  • Rule of acquisition #3: Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.

    • Shia LaBeouf Stroganoff

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    • Just a file clerk

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  • Aamin Marritza

    • [OC] Po-TAY-toes, Mr. Vulcan. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

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  • LE-OH-LA Root. Boil it, mash it, stick it in literally everything because Neelix is thrifty.

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  • Stupid sexy gorn

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  • Young Jimmy Doohan looked good. What are you talking about?

    • Project Veritas Suspends All Operations

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  • Don’t forget they were Xe for a couple years too.

    • Seduction is always the answer

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  • Athletics failed

    • I got good at Baldur's Gate 3 by refusing to play it properly

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  • It’s not a serious claim. It’s a funny article about how the author pushes people off cliffs instead of fighting enemies with swords and magic.

    • Elon Musk’s Neuralink approved to recruit humans for brain-implant trial

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  • Calm down Sylvia Plath. You know what he meant.

    • It's so distracting 😖

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  • I took everyone’s underwear and camp clothes off. My bg3 camp is full of nudists.

    • I'm new to DnD and my brain's too small for this Sorlock shit

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  • Evocation school can help you with hitting your buddies with AOE. They get spell sculpting and won’t hit their compatriots with their spells.

    • I'm new to DnD and my brain's too small for this Sorlock shit

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  • I feel your pain. I’m constantly casting spirit guardians and then using my bonus action to cast shield of faith. Both require concentration.

    • Do You Speak Droidish? The Pentagon Is Spending Millions On A Language For Drones

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  • Protocol? Why, it's my primary function, sir. I am well-versed in all the customs.

    • Lower Decks: Even our callbacks get callbacks!

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    • Lower Decks: Even our callbacks get callbacks!

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    • If the DM wants you to deal with guards, you will deal with guards.

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  • Drop some anti magic pillars and buoys in the harbor. No druid is gonna like being popped out of wild shape at 30 meters depth.

    • It's so distracting 😖

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  • Or when you go to loot the body of the boss you just spent the better part of an hour beating and a cut scene plays so you don't get to see the loot for 5 more minutes.