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  • That's probably the most NCD statement I've ever had the pleasure of reading o7

  • rovole

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  • My heart 😍

  • Then they'd have to mark this NSFW

  • "I'll give you a reason to cry."

  • We'll have to hire Michael Bay to blow the whole thing up

  • Might be able to do that pretty soon.

  • Who needs talent? I just use all the tools that say they're "magic".

  • Or better yet, ska bands.

  • Every bit as fuckable

  • Hey, we all start somewhere! In my case, it led down the path to cutting the heads off of famous figures, but maybe it'll turn out differently for you...

  • Bro that's dope. Maybe I should crowdsource my meme ideas lol

  • Or only one in ten births were viable, like the Krogan Genophage.

  • Fuck you Odo, your mom loves rim jobs and I like Haagen Dazs, let's get some fuckin' ice cream!

  • "Bring in the SWAT team."

  • Works for both this guy and Jigsaw!