So what would you do with a million dollars?

Ah... Menage a Troi.

Personally, I'll take the Fist Full of Data orgy. He's fully functional, you know.

Data: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you are not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?

Worf: No. No, man. Sh*t, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.

Don't worry, man! I won't tell anyone either!

Rikers dig a ship's counselor with money. At least the kind of Rikers that'd double down on a Lt Commander like me do.