swab148 @ swab148 @startrek.website

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Oh dang, I've been using it for the wrong reasons

Don't give Lower Decks any ideas (please do that would be fantastic)

Ever seen a bird? No you have not.

Don't dream it, be it.

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

Keiko knows what's up

Cool, I've actually never tried that! I have a Samsung too, so I'll give that a shot!

You must live a sheltered life.

I'll be judge of that

Don't kinkshame owo

Apple or Android? Mine didn't come with a built-in gif editor lol

Man, I wish I could do gifs

Dave Grohl is one of my hall passes, along with Ryan Reynolds, Anne Hathaway, and Zooey Deschanel.

Oh no please don't send me to the horny place where everyone else is also horny UwU

Horny is red, blue balls are blue. I would gladly accept any death by snu-snu 😍

Maybe more like a jam band.

That's the only validation I need <3

"The Picard Maneuver" would be a great name for a post-punk band.

Oh, and a Masculine version of Hooters would include cleavage, but of the testicular sort. Hope this cleared up the joke for you.

Didn't really follow you, so much as we just have the same interests so naturally we'll end up talking to each other a lot lol