swab148 @ swab148 @startrek.website

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The long green thing at the bottom that you assumed was a couch? It's actually Lego Yoda, up to his old shenanigans

I read that as "yak now" and it still works

"This investigation could take a year or more, better get the subscription."

Or, you know, the other thing

I'll make my own welding! With blackjack and hookers!

The instrumental version is fantastic there, though.

Edit: I just listened to it again. Nah, I guess I was just in a mood when I first heard it.

I'm gonna use your password, but change one character so it's mine.

IWantSomethingJustLikeThis2017!

My sister has that, still gets dates. Me, not so much.

I bet she thinks all the other Republicans are just boobs!

I bet you have a very wholesome password

I only got eleven, guess my password is alright?

Fr

Well if you insist. When I was young my family and I went to the zoo, as well, and boy did we have a doozy. A giraffe licked my sister's hand, the chimpanzees were in full swing, and we saw one lemur give another lemur a blow job.

This was unfortunately in the age before smartphones, and my parents took us away before I could snap a pic with the digital camera I had.

I think it just ends in that dude getting some gorillussy

Gender-bent Kevin James is here and I'm here for it!

Sold! Lol, I'm just that into chocolate.

I live in Texas and I have seen people wearing these unironically.

Basically