fwiw, the challah recipe in "the bread baker's apprentice" is pretty amazing. thats the only one ive tried and it's hard for me to imagine much improvement.
once i tried this as a kid "only the spines hurt so you can just touch the fleshy part" little did i know the fleshy part was covered in almost invisible and extremely irritating fine fiberglass-like hairs
at least they'll be wasting the dod's time, money, and energy on something effectively benign. but it's just more shit flooding the zone to distract from trump/epstein.
buckling springs 👍👍