Fantasy Girls: Don't Need 'Em?

Someone forgot about the time that an alien read Riker's mind to provide him with his perfect woman.

Did it pick Troi, his life-long love interest?

No, because what he wanted was Minuet, a Fantasy Girl created for him on the Holodeck.

I don't doubt the rest of it, but Riker is very clearly into Fantasy Girls

Star Trek 2: Attack of the Combs

You've left out a Hungadunga! You've left out the main one, too!

I'm going to add Broadcom to your list, but otherwise it is a great, concise explanation of the root issues behind why some users will struggle with older hardware while others will have no issues.