slurpeesoforion @ slurpeesoforion @startrek.website

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You know what they call fire cops?

Some call me an emerald mine, slaver puuutz

You had me at Gabrielle.

Do pavers, CMUs, and other concrete blocks count?

Elin back out because mommy said so.

GWAR the Motion Picture

Why vote for Stein when you can directly vote for Trump? /s

And 230 229 billion dollars

You have vpl, bro.

I don't have three minutes to beat off, let alone three hours.

I don't understand what either of those are trying to emote.

Reddit for porn and porn only.

They're gone, dude. Unless you can find a data hoarder, stick to deep fakes and move on.

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

Donald Trump. Did he shit his pants again? Just asking questions.

It's the same logic as lotto players. Spend this little bit of money/effort while expecting life changing results.

How long before it bent on you?

This was my first Sepultura tape. My mother had so many questions.

When my company stock started to slide during the pandemic, I lost literally hundreds of dollars. I wasn't overly concerned about my loss. Not because I'm rich by any measure, but because with that big a slide, the rich were going to taste it in their ass holes. And that felt pretty good.

Or so I've been told.