Yeah, but the reason is even worse. She thinks she's going to be VP! AAAAAHHHHHHH!

Egg fucking zactly.

Wait, who is debating this? This isn't a debate. This isn't Coke or Pepsi. This is a done deal and we all know who it is.

Which means he will not be doing that under any circumstances.

My favorite feature of this is the judge has threatened to speed the trial up the more Trump interferes. All judges should do this all the time from now on.

That's incredible. I always say this, but, I'm going to build that in Minecraft.

I don't care who pays to represent him. This case is 100% un-representable. He's going down no matter how many billions of dollars he wastes on his defense.

Hey, perfect. He can use that money to pay his legal bills. No more begging Trump for help!

I feel like this should be another charge against Trump. I know he didn't do it, but he was still responsible for this.