WiFi/4G/5G Jammer

Wi-Fi might be fine, but jamming cell signals can get you in big trouble (depending on your location, of course), and even if it doesn't, may well result in emergency services being disrupted.

When I switched to be a repair agent at geek squad where I had no time in front of customers I was still given shit daily for not getting cards.

When I worked at CompUSA, everyone had sales and card metrics. Including the warehouse crew. Who were virtually never on the floor during operating hours. They were often called out during store meetings, and the manager didn't like their "excuse" of always being in the back.

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With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won't.

XKCD, if he were a little more macabre.

I'd say this runs pretty close.

Is it just me or do the Trzaskowski-majority areas sort of draw the borders of Prussia?

This has been the case in Polish elections for probably decades. A very similar case has been seen in Germany and its cold war borders.

If the title is a question, the answer is no

A student of Betteridge, I see.

Are there any justifiable reasons that it’s okay to be on speakerphone in public?

I once saw this question asked on the other site, and there was at least one good response. It was from someone who used a hearing aid, and said that for whatever reason, using the phone normally next to their ear resulted in the audio being garbled and difficult to understand, but using the speaker held a few inches away was fine, so that's how they preferred to use it.

And the links no longer work.

Your second link will work if you remove the space before "gemini". I just used it and it worked fine.

both Pope and Antipope are from Chicago

It's deep dish vs tavern style. Bets are open.

Top-tier, ABCnews. Fucking learn how to edit.

Did you also catch that he was identified as "R-Indiana" in the video?

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'Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.'

Was her castle rent controlled?

♪ It's fantatstic, to be platstic ♪

"Melania's looking at Trudeau like she wants him to turn that dress into a Canadian flag."

• stolen from the other site

Can't wait for the Spectre/Meltdown exploit.

I thought all andoird Android phones had the ability now to three finger swipe to take a screenshot

I don't think I've ever had this functionality. I've always used Google phones (Nexus and now Pixel).

I'm liking the Storm Thorgerson vibe here.

it rained men on D-day

Market Garden is also a viable contender.

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A good ²³⁸Umbrella policy should cover it.