salacious_coaster @ salacious_coaster @feddit.online

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Jesus is supposed to come back to fight the antichrist. You know, the guy that tricks everyone into thinking he's Jesus and makes all his followers bear his mark on their foreheads. So yeah, this checks out, but not in the way they think.

I wish I could forcibly download that understanding into the brains of everyone freaking out about AI enslaving humanity.

Resolution: "Technician proximity"

We don't wonder. I don't even ask. We just check the uptime to confirm. Or reboot it again just to be sure.

Not necessarily. IIRC, only fully managed devices can be remotely wiped. OP's phone probably isn't fully managed.

Sudan?

Lol, no we can't. Enough of us not going to work would trigger global complexity collapse, and the apocalypse would happen faster. Still gonna happen either way.

First website I ever went out of my way to block from search results.

One of the things I was horrified to realize is that I'm objectively one of the most educated people in the US (top 4%). Guys. I'm a moron. I don't know shit about fuck. I cannot be in the top tier of anything. And yet, holy fuck, almost everyone is so fucking stupid.

His only mistake was not dumping your crazy ass before looking elsewhere.

(I know we're not supposed to take shit posts seriously, but damn)

You can pry my Intel CPU from my cold dead hands...Because I'm never buying a new computer again. I have enough computers already to last until Armageddon.

re: re: RE: fwd: TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!!

I'll be the first to admit I am also losing my shit. I am not nearly sane enough for everyone else to be so much loonier than me.

I remember Trump's first campaign ad where he said he was going to "bomb Iran and take their oil." To the best of my memory, those were the exact words. And things like that are why I will never forgive anyone who "didn't know what they were voting for." He was very clear from the beginning on what he was about.

Hot take: it had little to do with the relative merits, perceived or otherwise, of either candidate. The GOP won a meat grinder propaganda war. Democrats tried to appeal to human reason. The GOP instead spent decades consolidating control over the machinery that bombards American minds with propaganda 24/7. It was a proxy war for the humanity's consciousness, and reason lost. Either party could have ran a baked potato and not many votes would have changed.