robocall @ robocall @lemmy.world

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The jazzy design is flawless though

Lord of the flies

why

For shits and giggles

I try to clean on the weekdays because I don't like spending my whole weekend cleaning, but it doesn't always work out that way.

Last thing I want to do after eating pizza is participate in an orgy! Carb coma!

You're welcome 😇

The ladies are the biters. Not the guys.

I've never seen him more excited

I couldn't pass a field sobriety test sober

IIRC they repealed this law because employers would have had to pay employees when they were sick

Did he bring enough pizza for everybody?

I would love to be able to afford to have a kid! What policies are we going to pass to help people that want to have children?! Are we going to make childcare more accessible? Reduce the costs of childbirth? Larger tax credits for children and stay at home parents?!

“the answer to the problem of loneliness and demographic decline must begin with marriage,” casting blame on “free love, pornography, careerism, the Pill, abortion, same-sex relations, and no-fault divorce,”

Oh we're just going to criminalize porn, birth control, and being gay... That doesn't help.

No thanks. I think I'll take your party and you can get onboard or go fuck off.

I have no idea what the context behind this is. Why is this in political humor?

Coke?

But they shit cute tiny poops

We should try 6 hour days 4 days a week

She has a beautiful mustache

Wut?