I dont care what sex you are or what or who you are but Honest to god I dont even give a fucking shit what the fuck ypur point is I dont get on the internet for power tripping fucking whatever the fuck you are fucks to power tripe when all I am doing is minding my own business and honestly I dont really give a fuck. K? Understand? ass head fuck guy or girl whatever the fuck you are guy
thank you for saying it
Don't let that guy bum you out. You are doing great and I and everyone else including that idiot knew what you mean. He is just one of those guys who gets his willies off talking down to people so he can feel smart.
Hi. Your a fuckin idiot. Just wanted to let you know
Fair enough! So they are trying to get out of paying for a double! I understand now. Tell them the glass is actually half empty!!! lol
Fair enough! Tell them it's actually half empty! I can see your point. So they are trying to get out of paying for a double!
I ask for no ice because pop is pretty cold when it comes out anyways and I hate watered down pop. Also if I take it home I can put it in the fridge .... and it doesnt get watered down.
The Galactic Ecosystem: A Microcosm on My Arm
Imagine, if you will, that a small section of your arm has become the prime real estate for a variety of extraterrestrial life forms. While it may sound like the beginning of a science fiction novel, the diverse inhabitants of this microcosmic universe are more fantastical than one could dream. Herein, we explore the lives of five different kinds of extraterrestrials that might be calling your arm their new home.
1. The Luminian Lumisprites
First among these alien inhabitants are the Luminian Lumisprites, tiny bioluminescent beings that hail from the distant planet of Glimmera. Each Lumisprite is no larger than a grain of sand, yet they possess the extraordinary ability to emit a soft, glowing light. These beings thrive on the natural oils of human skin, which they metabolize to produce their luminescence. At night, when the lights are off, you might see a faint, ethereal glow emanating from your arm, like a living constellation. The Lumisprites communicate through patterns of light, creating intricate, ever-changing displays that tell the stories of their distant homeland.
2. The Sporellian Fungusfolk
Nestled within the fine hair follicles are the Sporellian Fungusfolk, a symbiotic species that resemble tiny, mushroom-like creatures. Originating from the fungal forests of Sporellia, these beings have a peculiar way of life. They feed on dead skin cells and in return, they secrete a soothing gel that promotes skin health. The Fungusfolk are master architects, constructing elaborate mycelium networks that help regulate moisture levels on your skin. If you ever feel a slight tickling sensation, it’s likely the Fungusfolk hard at work, maintaining their underground cities.
3. The Micronautic Mariners
In the creases and lines of your skin live the Micronautic Mariners, a diminutive race of aquatic beings. These tiny creatures come from a watery world known as Oceanea Minimus, where they navigated vast oceans in microscopic vessels. On your arm, they’ve adapted to the sweat and natural moisture, using it as their personal seas. The Mariners have built tiny boats from keratin and traverse your skin like sailors of old, mapping every inch of their new, expansive ocean. Their society is rich with nautical traditions, and their tiny, high-pitched sea shanties can occasionally be heard if you listen very, very closely.
4. The Nebulon Nomads
Drifting just above the surface are the Nebulon Nomads, ephemeral beings made of interstellar dust and energy. These nomadic creatures are almost invisible to the naked eye, appearing as slight shimmering distortions in the air. Originating from the swirling clouds of the Nebula Nox, they are drawn to the electromagnetic fields generated by the human body. The Nebulon Nomads travel in wispy clusters, perpetually in motion, absorbing stray electrons to sustain themselves. Though intangible, their presence is known to enhance the natural electrical signals in your nerves, sometimes resulting in spontaneous, tingling sensations.
5. The Quarkian Quantumites
Lastly, deep within the atomic structure of your skin cells reside the Quarkian Quantumites, entities composed of subatomic particles from the quantum realm of Quarkos. These beings are not bound by the physical laws of our universe and can exist in multiple states simultaneously. The Quantumites are responsible for occasional, inexplicable phenomena such as the sudden disappearance and reappearance of small objects around you. They communicate through quantum entanglement, sending instantaneous messages across vast distances. Their presence is a constant reminder of the mysterious and interconnected nature of all existence.
Conclusion
While the notion of extraterrestrial beings inhabiting your arm might seem outlandish, it offers a whimsical perspective on the unseen wonders that could exist just beyond our perception. The Luminian Lumisprites, Sporellian Fungusfolk, Micronautic Mariners, Nebulon Nomads, and Quarkian Quantumites each bring their unique qualities to this microscopic ecosystem. Whether they are real or merely figments of an imaginative mind, these creatures remind us of the infinite possibilities that the universe holds, even in the most unexpected places.
As we ponder the lives of these extraordinary beings, we are invited to view our world with a sense of wonder and curiosity. For who knows what other mysteries might be hiding in plain sight, just waiting to be discovered? 🌌✨👾
I upvoted u man. The "hay world im too stupid to read so ill just go "HAY WORLD I CANT READ" haha now applaud, SELF BURN" self burn was old 30 years ago. We get it, u cant read. BUT IM NOT TWASTING MY TIME TYPING ALL THIS OUT. lol. Writing long, convoluted run on sentences filled with shitty grammar and what not is my thing, its therapeutic....I can keep this up all night. It is soothing. <3
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I had to kinda get him in a playful mood to speculate, and while this order isn't possible (close) I appreciated his self reflection and thanked him!