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"And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you :3."

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I mean you can still have grandkids. I've heard they're great deep fried with a light cornmeal batter and a creamy dill sauce.

I have a suspicion that it wasn't a punch, but a big ol' fart.

Yeah get him! Elmo has been dodging the consequences of his war crimes for far too long.

I tried searching for sources that back up the claim that the judge created a fake news committee under his control and couldn't find anything.

Not saying it's false, but do you have a source for that?

I'm like a 6/10 in terms of excitement about this.

Don't lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.

That depends on what their accountants think will make them the most short term profits

It could be a matter of storing non-text information in an uncompressed text format. Kind of like how all files are base 0s and 1s in assembly, other files could be "logged" as massive text versions instead of their original compressed file type.

Yeah, sometimes it's not about finding the "perfect" solution, but taking 100 small steps that each move things in the right direction.

Yeah well mine is ALPHA

A - incorrect

L - bad

P - trash

H - garbage

A - accessible

Probably the representative for the local bird population

Calling him a dictator is a bit harsh. I'd rather a system where he still holds absolute gamer power but we hold rigged elections to put up a facade of legitimacy.

What's it like having newly acquired back pain?

I had a job where I made 20+ calls per day. I worked there for almost 2 years, and hated it just as much the day i quit as the day i started. They weren't even particularly difficult calls, just processing orders and looking up part numbers.

That being said now I sit in zoom meetings which don't seem that different but I find them 100x less stressful.

Why not both? Makes for a delightful breakfast

That's why sinks have stoppers, to collect the people juice.

My poor little guy couldn't put his hands up because he has paws instead 😔

What if you use the bag clip, but then slash the side of the bag with a knife to show dominance?

Mine is "goose with transgenderizer gun"