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Saruman also blocks Rowan's military assistance to Gondor

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  • "[His voice was] low and melodious, its very sound an enchantment [...] it was a delight to hear the voice speaking, all that it said seemed wise and reasonable, and desire woke in them by swift agreement to seem wise themselves ... for those whom it conquered the spell endured while they were far away and ever they heard that soft voice whispering and urging them."

    • the ter(ule)minal is immortal

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    • the ter(ule)minal is immortal

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    • the ter(ule)minal is immortal

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    • the 2008 Baja Blast heist

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    • Feds Want to Ban the Flipper Zero. Experts Say It's a ‘Scapegoat’

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    • Cat carrier

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  • Highway to the Danger Zone intensifies

    • Mad Scientist Ethics Board

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    • 3rd level spells

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    • Snooprule

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  • Studies show that upgrading from Snoopy to a plush shark results in a 30% increase in trap effectiveness.

    • 'Betrayed' SAP workers rebel against forced office return

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  • This site opens a popup asking to share info with 800+ marketing partners. Fuck no.

    • After Valve says no, Dwarf Fortress and Deep Rock Galactic devs unite to get "very serious" about their very silly demand for a dwarf tag on Steam, and they want your help

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  • If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home.

    • Michigan case offers an example of how public trust suffers when police officers lie

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  • Hands prisoner a fake phone "He's got a gun!"

    • German railway seeks IT admin to manage MS-DOS and Windows 3.11 systems

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  • Simple solution: Don't connect it to the Internet. Hackers hate this one weird trick.

    • my body is a TI-83 struleggling to run DOOM and I am ready to move to the next step: hot yoga

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  • From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

    Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

    But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

    • Vampires learned it from the Fey.

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  • Vampire canon = body of official literature regarding vampires.

    Vampire cannon= device for launching vampires using gunpowder.

    • Hank has standards

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  • It's my book, and they'll walk if I tell them to!

    • Target acquired

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  • Why does he still have a quiver full of arrows?

    • Here’s The Tape of Roger Stone Discussing Assassination of Democrats — Which He Denied Ever Doing

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  • It's like Republicans are the ones doing a school shooting, and Democrats are the Uvalde cops twiddling their thumbs outside the school.

    • Don't be a Clowntrooper

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