There is the saying "asleep at the switch" meaning someone failed to do their job. In this case, he is literally asleep at the switch.

Heynong man.

Just a random non sequitur. Guy is saying it out of the blue and the other dude is like, "huh?"

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

Fleas usually make a dog itch, but here his back is the one itching.

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago... They were quite funny. Can't remember where I saw them.

I'm surprised at the use of "damn" in a 1981 comic strip.

I thought it was 4 with Richard Pryor?

In our favorite rocket ship

Well, monster or not, that IS creepy as fuck.

His parents bought him a Ouija board? Think mom or dad picked it out?

I've been the person to talk to interviewees before. I told them the good and the bad. We feel it's better to be upfront and let them make an informed choice rather than hiring them only to have them quit in a year or two.

Are there any apps that have swiping between posts?

I need the Corridor Crew VFX guys to analyze those wine glass shadows.

They'll kill who they find here

Don't leave us behind here

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring Banana Phone

Does Data have cold skin?