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normalexit @ normalexit @lemmy.world
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Oh god oh fuck

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  • Many life insurance policies pay out for accidents but not suicide. Looks like our friend here is just trying to have an accident.

    • I'm calling the police.

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  • Struggle dinner

    • Health Secretary Kennedy, Trump link circumcision to autism through Tylenol

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  • Someone needs to sit rfk jr down and explain freshman level science to him. Just the scientific process and learning that correlation does not imply causation would do wonders.

    • Struggling to heat your home? Try 500 Raspberry Pi units

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  • I would run folding at home or seti to warm my room back in college. It was surprisingly effective when I kept the door closed.

    That said, I don't particularly want someone else's server equipment in my home unless I get root too.

    • Senate report says AI will take 97M US jobs in the next 10 years, but those numbers come from ChatGPT

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  • If we can make it through to midterm elections I will worry then.

    • big savings

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  • Put em on the tube.

    • Working in a large corporation is a place where you get paid for

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  • Just when you can't take any more; donuts in the break room!

    • Dangerous crow

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  • Bangs with a long mullet and shaved sides. Treat yourself queens.

    • If someone lower-ranked is sleeping with a superior, they should at least get some authority in return.

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  • They have to wrestle for the job. Winner keeps it, loser walks.

    • Step 1: Label the danger clearly

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  • The ingredients definitely gave me a chuckle after the initial shock of "oh no a wasp in a cup"

    • WTF! (Update: he's fine.)

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  • Based on their reply, I think they are saying "putting your hand under water prior to puncturing a lithium ion battery won't help you retain your finger."

    • The Corrupt Supreme Court Must Be Reformed: Dems Must Champion It

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  • People don't rush to their polling places for "we'll undo some of the damage" as a message. They need well spoken people to sell a lasting solution.

    • What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?

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  • i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.

    • What’s the most painful thing your pet does to you on a regular basis?

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  • We'll be sitting on the couch together and she'll leave to go lay alone in her bed on another floor.

    • I'm looking for a Lemmy post on a website that "would give your CISO a heart attack". In essense it was a specific URL forwarding service but had a very dubious URLs

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    • Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine?

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  • Caffeine is bitter. That's why they mask it with sweet flavors in soda. Just drink it during the day as a treat occasionally and have water (or something else) with dinner?

    • Can Google be trusted without a break up?

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  • No.

    • These Red Vermont Towns Wanted ‘America First.’ They’re Getting More Than They Bargained For

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  • Fox news was playing up illegal immigration (remember the caravan?), and people are susceptible to propaganda.

    • Trump says TikTok should be tweaked to become “100% MAGA”

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  • This will be truth social again with a pre-existing user base and better algorithms. People will drop off, but they will probably boil the frog slowly to keep people around.

    • Never!

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  • Just set up auto renew and be sad when you are charged, then forget about it in a few days.