Giving me a hand job. So even if I lose, I've still won. 100 times.
So now I know what my wife is referring to when she says I'm as majestic as an eagle. She just means what I look like when I first wake up.
Not if he said, "No one will ever believe you."
Nope, not legal.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Or, that's a paddlin'.
Both applicable. Take your pick.
Don't forget the blow!
Not Tilly. She's a little jerk when she wants to be. Won't leave her big sis alone. 😆
Is the tommy gun just out of frame?
Yeah, it's taboo here, dontchaknow?!
It's because you said the "R" word. ;-)
I'm in the same boat. Over 40 years here, and my first time encountering one. I had a serious WTF moment.
I had no idea what had happened. I just felt a burning sensation on my neck. I thought at first I had just been cut by the corn stalk, but then the pain started spreading. I turned over the leaf and saw that, and freaked out.
The pain lasted for about 30 minutes. About an hour later, when I was able to look in the mirror, there was still a catapillar shaped welt.
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It's a saddleback catapillar. The thorns have venom. Felt it on my neck. Never seen one before, but will definitely be on the lookout from now on.