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maxalmonte14 @ maxalmonte14 @lemmy.world
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Wild fish can tell humans apart when they dress differently, study finds

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  • Fishes be like "wait a minute, you ain't Kevin, he was wearing a blue blazer!"

    • The call is sat outside your house in an unmarked van like the FBI listening to the mob

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  • Gifted kid burnout sounds accurate.

    • Seven charged for alleged roles in athlete thefts

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  • If these burglars happened to be the same ones that stole Charlie Villanueva's toilet that would be hilarious.

    • What’s an outdated piece of tech you still use and love?

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  • My girlfriend is just getting into videogames, she started playing New Leaf recently and always send me videos of the stuff she unlocks, I only played the DS one, but gotta say, New Leaf sure looks fun.

    • What’s an outdated piece of tech you still use and love?

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  • Would love to use a MP3 player with wired earphones but the kinda decent ones are like $200 — which may not be much for some but it is for me and my third-world salary.

    • What’s an outdated piece of tech you still use and love?

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  • You have a WonderSwan Color? That's so cool, I always wanted one.

    • Do you need complete silence to read books?

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  • I need complete silence for stuff that require precision and concentration, working and reading are the main ones. I could read manga or something in a not so quiet environment but that's it.

    • It's only offensive to a specific group of people

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  • Reminds me when Morgan Freeman said he didn't want a Black History Month, I immediately went like "dude, shut the f*** up".

    • Get ya every time

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  • So that's the trick to defeating American imperialism, pointy sticks.

    • I am sure this website is not a microblog

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  • P*rnHub jingle intensifies.

    • Valentine's Day

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  • I'll accept it but you'll have to send me a happy birthday message.

    • It's impossible to defend any amount of alcohol consumption without sounding like an alcoholic.

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  • That's true, my wifi was coming and going so I didn't get to elaborate more in my original comment.

    • The best place to get water from a hotel room is the shower head

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  • To quote user Earflap: what?

    • It's impossible to defend any amount of alcohol consumption without sounding like an alcoholic.

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  • That's because the amount of alcohol you need to survive is 0, sugar on the other hand is both, needed and "bad".

    • Valentine's Day

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  • February 14th is my birthday so of course I hate Valentine's Day, I can't hang out with my friends 'cause they're hanging with their girlfriends, and if I'm in a relationship I have to go buy flowers and stuff the day of my birthday instead of just chilling and playing videogames which I honestly prefer. And don't get me started on people assuming I like everything heart shaped and stuff...

    If these two events were a separate thing I'd probably be OK with Valentine's Day TBH.

    • Write any opinion about the Fediverse, and I will respond on disagreement.

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  • You're probably thinking of "Fediprose".

    • Write any opinion about the Fediverse, and I will respond on disagreement.

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  • It tastes like cheese.

    • What's something you enjoy eating that other people think is super weird?

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  • I honestly don't know since I've never done it myself, would have to ask my mom or something.

    • What's something you enjoy eating that other people think is super weird?

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  • But mostly the chips thing, right?

    • What's something you enjoy eating that other people think is super weird?

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  • That sounds like the plot of a sitcom.