I'm glad I'm not the only one who calls my baby a foot freak haha

A sweet lovey baby, and a super model to boot!

Thank you 🥹 Truly, I would kill or die for him

Pliny is a work of art, truly

I read it 💖

Thank goodness for the strange rules from the animal shelter and animal control. Thank goodness Buddy ate a broom. Thank goodness for cardboard boxes and cobwebs and drawers full of clothes.

Buddy was an adorable baby and he was so lucky to have you and your wife.

I love Lamp 🥹

I'm imagining him throwing himself against the cage door begging for pets and knowing that you were the ones who would give them.

Mine is Oliver. He was fostered as a 2 week old kitten by my brother-in-law. After his divorce Oliver came to live with us, he's been with us for almost two years now. I have had other pets but I've never felt this close to another creature.

He loves to be near me and comes running when I call for him. Every night when I get ready to go upstairs to bed, he waits at the stairs for me, then runs up as fast as he can, then turns around to make sure I'm still following. He runs down the hall to jump up on my bed and wait in my spot, then kneads and snuggles and purrs and it just fills my heart with such joy. He's afraid of most people, but he loves me unconditionally.

I joke that we're both have an anxious attachment style because we were taken from our mothers too early, but I really do think that we understand each other and the need to feel safe.

Maybe this is dramatic but I truly don't know how I could live without him.

🎵 In the arrrrrrms of an annnngel 🎵

If you gotta skip leg day, ya sure as hell never skip arm day. Stay buff Honey!

Yin and yang 🥹

When you lost the assembly instructions from IKEA so you just tell your best

These are beautiful! I love the diversity of texture in the different tendrils.

I have ADHD and can't seem to actually finish a god damn project, but starting them is easy! So...

Woodworking/carving:

• spoonula that I literally just need to finish sanding
• trinket bowl
• need to bleach and oil a dozen cheese knives I otherwise finished six months ago lol
• espresso tamper
• compost tamper

Sewing:

• a bunch of swaddle blankets for some pregnant friends
• UPF fabric kaftan for the beach
• slipcover for my office chair

"No really my name is Alcatraz! Like the prison island. Dennis is just a nickname. I swear! Also you haven't met my girlfriend because she goes to a different school, I talk to her on AIM."

Nobody should be using pet names or nicknames in their passwords, period.

Fully Loaded Potato is perfection.

I'm losing it at Slow-Mo and Guiller-Mo

May I suggest, for when he is being a menace (I can tell this boy loves to be a menace)

1. MoMoney MoProblems
2. Moby Dick
3. Quoth the Raven, Never Mo

The last pic has big "phone home" vibes 👽

Things I love about this comment:

1. Singing Emmerly and Ivory
2. Emmerly's mlem matching the cat food bag
3. "Staredycat Sister's"
4. The fact that Char Char is a tortoiseshell, because I think they look like orange cats that got stuck in a sooty chimney

Okay but say more about the project