The Ramen Dutchman @ lord_ryvan @ttrpg.network

Programmer by day, burnt out by night.

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Salt is worth 5cp per pound in D&D 2025 (a source)

I wouldn't lose my salt over that.

“Sleeping to regain hit points, multiple times a day, even when in a high speed chase” is up there for me.

Prove you're a bot or a nerd by solving this equation:

I do think they couldn't catch the killer, and they needed a scapegoat just to make an example out of someone.

No need to track down your scapegoat; especially not when you just found someone's cringy but fitting manifesto online.

Looking it up, there's a discussion on Framework's Discourse, but nothing shipping yet.

The best hope at the moment is to buy and connect an LTE M.2 key card that connects over USB-A, which would work on any laptop, come to think of it.

Hold up, there are third-party SIM card expansions‽

I don't have a Framework laptop (yet) but once I've got the money together I really want one!

Sounds like a good call on your part, yeah.

Not exactly an “outlet” but a place that was closed down for excessive fecal bacteria…to which he disagreed.

He disagreed with the fecal bacteria? I mean, whatever floats his boat, but they're going to infect him anyway.

Or calories on packaging.

Or inches in Europe when talking about a screen from S. Korea, which was designed in cm to begin with.

Okay, show me your d5280 or d72, then.

Than remembering 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10; because metric has more measurements most people don't use as well!

• 10 millimetres to a centimetre
• 10 centimetres to a decimetre
• 10 decimetres to a metre
• 10 metres to a decametre
• 10 decametres to a hectometre
• 10 hectometres to a kilometre

Okay, but I don't use a measurement system for close enough, I use a measurement system when I want to be precice.

Especially with several thousand kilometres.

“Eleven mega metre” rolls off the tongue much better than “eleven thousands kilo metre” IMO.

You can tell how bad a news site is when they translate billion to biljoona and thus making the amount 1000 times higher.

Looks like we have something in common! Hämmästyttävä!

You're right on with pets, had a lil' doggo that did NOT want his medicine, lil' pooch would eat around it in his food, squirm in six dimensions if you tried to force him, and yes one time he even used teeth!
Needless to say I was, in fact, not using teeth.

Our current doggo tho, eats her food with or without medicine. One time we forgot to give her her pill when she was on medication for something, I just told her it was a biscuit and she ate it, no questions asked. This is a blessing.

Willen wij meer of minder MAGAanen in Nederland?!

/satire

cries in PVV majority

Nat 20? Wait, how are you going to roll a 20 on a d12?

Oh, wrong game.

I… Don't? Is that so magical?

Like, if something would need a DC 25 Acrobatics check, I ask the player “Wait, how high is your character's Acrobatics? +3? Ah no sorry, you can't do that.”

Well, then that's not the right build, is it?