Or a drain mongoose

2000 if you're a capitalist.

Does anyone else feel like the quality of the keyboard swipe auto-complete has completely tanked as well?

Very happy with my Brother laser printer so far. It just works. Hasn't held my prints hostage for any online ink subscription renewals... yet...

Yes, this so much. I used to be able to rely on it showing the correct word and now it just enters something completely different than I expected.

The guy that owns that white car already fell into this trap and got stuck, said screw it, parked, and just moved into the house.

They got a tv hooked up on the other wall so you can hang out with the boys while dropping the kids off at the pool together

they are always triggered, so this checks out

Guess it's time to finally buy a WinRar license

Aquaman might go for it

Can't wait for Windows 12 rolling out error code 0x35EF00DA - Unauthorized mouse detected

No no, I meant as an example of it actually does what it says

ant eater

And Batman has five fingers, none of which are a thumb.

Why do you think they are fattening everyone up with snacks on April 12?

And he'll always remember the house it built.

Don't forget the super satisfying degauss button