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SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

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  • Here in America they just throw them near your door fron the sidewalk

    • SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

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  • "Dad, isn’t this stealing?" "Read your town charter, boy: 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don’t see him around, start shovelling!"

    • SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

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  • Yes but in exchange for $100s of dollars worth of loot

    • SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

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  • Forgot to add: walk up backwards to get the package. That way if someone takes a video it looks like they just reversed you DELIVERING the package.

    • SLPT: Not happy with your living situation? It could be a lot worse. If you were on Mars you wouldn't even have enough oxygen to breathe! Venus would crush and boil you!

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  • It forces you to be happier

    • Birds with red eyes are coming

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  • Imagine the horrors that the real live birds will be witnessing soon

    • "Your pirate impersonations will not save you now, my dear."

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  • She's calling on the gorillas for help!

    • This year, I promise myself that I will _______ less.

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  • G

    • Things weren't bad enough and then a Moose attacks you

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  • Probably just running over to tell him to put on a coat, wtf is he doing in short sleeves

    • SLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down.

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  • If this isn't feasible you can also just pour blood directly into one of the ears.

    • SLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages.

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  • It's true you'll probably catch the gist of it

    • 'Tis the Season!

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  • That's what happens if you play e4. Then both pawns fall down and are sunned for 1d4 turns

    • [Evidence Inconclusive] Germ Blaster

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  • Pants dry, trees die!

    • HOLY HELL, THE GATEWAY DRUG

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  • Back to square one

    • book rule

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  • "What you can do about it"

    • Fact 😔💁

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  • All my addictions are good!

    • Elon Musk publicized the names of U.S. government employees he wants to cut. It's terrifying federal workers

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  • Imagine if we could cut Musk and spend his trillion $ on infrastructure

    • Product placement.

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  • That part really makes his one for me!

    • AI-generated poetry is indistinguishable from human-written poetry and is rated more favorably - Scientific Reports

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    • With tiny smallpox!

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  • It's a lib trying to spread covid!