The Democrats feel like they are more concerned about how the utencils are arranged beside the plate than making sure people have food on it.

When purchasing isn't ownership, then piracy isn't theft.

Think tanks go brrr

I love that the town I live in seems to consistently mow around milkweed

I started doing the same

This is one benefit of still using Windows 7

My laptop is still chugging along since 2011, and I totally feel this comic.

It got an SSD to really boost performance.

It still runs Windows 7.

I can't create-react-app because I can't upgrade node to the version it requires.

Chrome doesn't update anymore.

This thing is robust and feels like I've had it forever.

I will be sad when it dies.