This is not about DVD subtitles, which are images as you say. This is about "Line 21" closed captioning. I.E. the text data that is embedded in an analog tv signal. There should be no OCR needed.
Can you not "just" add a "New Text Document.txt" template?
Let's hope he doesn't trip over the power cord
We use DB2, but mostly because we call it from a mainframe.
What about the South Sea Company?
I've been told I dress like a "Texas Oil Tycoon". Basically bolo tie, light colored suit or sports coat, and a Stetson. Considering I primarily listen to country music from the second half of the 20th century, I think it fits. I also play the fiddle (poorly), so it works.
Typically, the last mile is often not fiber. Telecoms are generally required to continue non-voip land line service. Its one of those regulations that, despite having good intentions, end up causing issues.