itsgroundhogdayagain @ itsgroundhogdayagain @lemmy.ml

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Why not apologize on Monday morning when all of your viewers are watching?

They like the idea of AI and how it can magically fix all problems. Managers hear this and they in turn suggest AI as a solution for all problems without any idea how to implement it and if it even makes any sense.

They would know exactly who he is walking back into that dealership the next day

Stop sending your kid's smiley face emoji

A Utahn?

Republicans and MAGA Republicans are the same group.

I look out the window to see what's going on down the street and who the hell is on my lawn

Sounds like something a cyborg doppelganger would try to do

I would attend town halls if I knew there would be breakdancing

Time for the GOP to infringe on states rights again

Isn't that an IV bruise?

My dog knows it's time to go outside when I clack the tongs.

Yes, Waze sends me, and half the other cars on the road, to a new route which is also backed up.

Daily standup for ~1 hour. I feel that one.

He runs while sitting. Somehow.

Jersey is the only state where if you tell someone you're from there, they will tell you why they hate it (and the poor soul probably got stuck in traffic there once while passing through).

Fine with me. Leave us the hell alone.

That ear healed up so nice it looks like it was never shot. Hmm....

How did you get your superpowers?

I bought shrimp at Walmart.

Shelbyville? Seriously?