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  • The bathroom mushrooms are for fish

    The rafter mushrooms are for beef

    The closet mushrooms are for salads

  • When Yoda takes his regular centennial shower on Degobah, it's definitely a very deep thought

  • and it also depends on your family, personal wealth, inheritance and income bracket .... because even with these credentials, it can lead you to higher political office

  • A wise new saying I heard on a Youtube mechanic's short reels a while ago .....

    "If you don't fuck around ... you'll never find out"

    https://youtube.com/shorts/GKPU8lNEAZ4

    .... and that without knowing it has been the motto of my life when it comes to working on things. I learn on my own (mostly because I was never able to afford higher education) and I just tinker with things and often, I will break things but it serves to help me in the future to figure out what not to do. And other times, it saves a lot of work because it made me realize that some problems aren't so terrible and that they only needed a simple solution.

  • The fun part of this is that .... these are only with the stories that they will admit to

    You have to wonder what weird stories there are out there that no one knows about

  • Poor America .... poor, poor America .... pour America another drink.

  • .... and yet again America just looks over their shoulder, shrugs, calls it another day and keeps scrolling on Tik Tok or whatever social media feed they were looking at.

  • If you're not part of the staff, you're part of the entertainment ... and if you're not part of the entertainment, you're part of the zoo.

  • The House of Representatives is basically the Board of Directors for the American Military Industrial Complex

  • This is the same shit that happened with big tobacco and it sent lung cancer rates soaring in the 80s and 90s.

    The same thing is going to happen this time around ... except the lung cancer won't affect humans ... the planet is going to be the one to deal with global lung cancer ... and in case you didn't understand the analogy - WE are the cancer cells ... we grow exponentially without regard to our host and continue growing, consuming and generating toxins, even though we know its killing our host.

    One of us will either have to die or change ... I'm not worried about the earth because she's been through far worse than us before and survived, so she won't die and she won't change because she doesn't have to, all she has to do is wait ... which leaves us -> if we don't change, then we will die.

  • The cookie mound should be the size of Mt Everest with the rich guy as a tiny speck on top and a radio to contact the worker to tell him that the foreigner is stealing his cookie

  • Looks like you hit the reset button

  • Satan getting messages in the group text

  • OK Alex ... I'll take Jap Anus Relations then

  • I'm just going to bookmark this so I don't forget about it

  • Must be a strong drink .... because penis mightier

  • They know that everyone will use AI to remix all their products into lucrative viral content. Just look at all the AI slop that so many channels on YouTube where they just recreate Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, actors into all kinds of videos, remixes and music.

    I think Disney sees all this and they'll jump ahead and remix everything with AI with all the products they own.

    Expect to see Star Wars Episode XX starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guinness and Peter Cushing

    Or Star Trek XXX starring the entire original cast for the 60s

  • Yes it was ... but it was often preyed upon by the Philosoraptor

  • I don't need to be reminded of how dumb America is

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Your bedroom is your stall, your kitchen is your trough

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    Galactic Megalomaniac Retirement Home

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    If you hire a 10 year old to sing or dance that is illegal but if their parents willing allow them to perform for free, that is OK

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    The internet is millions of apes hammering away on typewriters.

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    What's going on?

    Canada @lemmy.ca

    The Great Canadian Reset

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    Just saw the first episode of Season 3 of Enterprise

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    We beat global warming

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    Alternate universes do exist

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    There's no such thing as a wrong number any more

    hmmm @lemmy.world

    Hmmmmmmm

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    It's no longer easy to play April Fool's jokes on Americans because their reality is so chaotic that it's no longer easy to tell what is real, funny, fake or sad.

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    One of the terrible things about having a close friend or relative die is that it is a subtle reminder that you've moved up in the line towards the end.

    TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Space Italians

    The Internet in Ancient Times @lemmy.world

    Behold my arrival

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    Happy St Patrick's Day

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    We don't throw away garbage, we pass it on.

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    We were once forced to watch predetermined junk on cable TV, now we get to choose which junk we want to watch on internet TV.

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    Every package you receive has the chance of being a bomb

    Music @lemmy.world

    Wheel - Jesse Welles