And by "mess with the bull", I mean exist in American society. And by "get the horns", I mean get fucked over by an impersonal and impassionate system designed by the wealthy to only sustain their own wealth at the expense of everyone else.
So, a plane that dumps water onto a fire is dispersing a chemical (water) with the express purpose of controlling the temperature. So firefighting planes would be illegal under this bill.
You can also buy mustard. Like, hello! All someone has to do is boil that, and they have mustard gas!