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What is the best, and conversely, the worst wedding you've ever been to, and why?
  • My little brother's was both the best and the worst wedding I've ever been to in many ways. The mother of the bride stood up to make a speech and it was just insane. She opened with "eeee would have been giving this speech" (pointing at the bride's stepfather), "but he's just had a gastric band fitted". She finished by saying how she didn't feel she was losing a daughter, but she was gaining a friend ... in (daughter's name).

    The bride's family didn't speak to any of us for most of the reception, there was an invisible line across the room with the two families on each side. The bride's little brother with learning difficulties destroyed the cake by punching it repeatedly before anyone could get a piece. My family all got drunk and had a food fight during the reception. My little brother slept with someone else the night before the wedding and they separated the week after the wedding.

    This was nearly 20 years ago, but we still laugh about it. God I wish someone had filmed that speech from the bride's lunatic mother, it was amazing.

  • House shelves effort to impeach Trump over Iran strikes
  • US democracy dies cause Dems can’t/won’t fight effectively or message appropriately.

    Really? It looks to me like US democracy dies because a majority of Americans voted for the overt fascists, largely based on disinformation, propaganda and prejudice, and helped along by a dollop of voter suppression.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not American.

  • Transatlantic airfares slump as Western Europeans skip US travel over Trump
  • Most people book this kind of holiday a year in advance. The people still coming to the US booked their holidays last year. There's going to be an enormous impact by next year.

    I love the US, spent a lot of time there, worked there for years, I have family there. I'm not going back until Trump is gone and there is some kind normality returned - which might be a long time.

  • Trump Asked Why He Thinks He Can Arrest Gavin Newsom — Says He Committed ‘Crime’ of ‘Running For Governor’
  • I still find it absolutely wild that the president of the US has this much power, that the president can be an unqualified, incompetent drooling fucking moron and they are allowed to veto sensible knowledgeable people and do dangerous, stupid things like control the dumping of reservoirs.

    WTF is wrong with America? In my country we have a parliamentary democracy and a civil service of qualified, intelligent people. We don't allow one total fucking imbecile to ride roughshod over everything and ruin anything they like. US congress is like some useless appendix right now when it should be in charge of making these decisions.

  • X user “super pissed” that Musk ordered takeover of his @music account
  • Yes, he was quite popular at one time. It was clearly a well-groomed bit of PR that he was this eccentric billionaire who was using his wealth to forward science and technology for all mankind.

    Then it turned out that he's a narcissistic man-child. The mask slipped for me personally when he called that diver rescuing the Thai kids a pedo. His outrageous manipulation of crypto markets came next (exploiting the lack of regulation). Since then, his purchase of Twitter and treatment of Twitter employees has been a staggering shitshow from start to finish. It has absolutely shattered any illusion that he is a good businessman and he's certainly not a good person.

    https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2022/04/elon-musk-twitter-terrible-things-hes-said-and-done

  • Your thoughts on The Orville?
  • I get the feeling that he was forced to include Family Guy style jokes in the first series and was allowed to ease up after it was clear that they weren't working.

    spoiler

    With the exception of that early episode explaining humour to the android character and the engineer wakes up with his leg cut off. That was pretty funny.

  • But have you tried Jerboa?
  • Me too, I have no idea where the complaints about Jerboa are coming from. I mean, it shows posts and comments, how radically different are these alternate apps? They all look the same to me!

  • Trump Extremists Make New Calls to Hang Mike Pence: 'Watch His Toes Dangle'
  • isn't this happening right now with Judge Cannon? She was a Trump appointee, has already made an outrageous decision relating to Trump, and now she's presiding over his classified documents case, Trumpers are sending her death threats because they think she has the power to toss the case out at this point. It's like they don't even know when they are winning!

  • Reddit CEO: We're Sticking With API Changes, Despite Subreddits Going Dark
  • in part because the fediverse is “too hard.”

    I think this is probably a good thing, it might keep dumb people away.

    As an aside, it's starting to irritate me how often I see people complain the fediverse/threadiverse is too complex or too difficult to understand. I mean, you managed to understand that email accounts live on different servers, but you can't apply that same mental logic to forums living on different servers?

  • Nicola Sturgeon: Scotland's ex-first minister in custody after being arrested in connection with SNP investigation
    news.sky.com Nicola Sturgeon in custody after being arrested in connection with SNP investigation

    Her arrest comes on the back of the detentions of party treasurer Colin Beattie and former party chief executive Peter Murrell - also Ms Sturgeon's husband - who were both subsequently released without charge.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/56158

    > Her arrest comes on the back of the detentions of party treasurer Colin Beattie and former party chief executive Peter Murrell - also Ms Sturgeon's husband - who were both subsequently released without charge.

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    Nicola Sturgeon: Scotland's ex-first minister in custody after being arrested in connection with SNP investigation
    news.sky.com Nicola Sturgeon protests her innocence after she is arrested and released under investigation

    Her arrest came on the back of the detentions of party treasurer Colin Beattie and former party chief executive Peter Murrell - also Ms Sturgeon's husband - who were both subsequently released without charge.

    Nicola Sturgeon protests her innocence after she is arrested and released under investigation

    Her arrest comes on the back of the detentions of party treasurer Colin Beattie and former party chief executive Peter Murrell - also Ms Sturgeon's husband - who were both subsequently released without charge.

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    British mole, chilling on my land

    Must have gotten a bit hot for him underground.

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