My name is Flabdad. I'm 4X years old. My property is in the central section of Appalachia, where the coal that build America was dug up, and I am married. I work from home for a small tech company, and I clock out every day at 5 PM at the latest. I enjoy tinkering with computers, cooking, watching anime, and using free software whenever possible. I submit patches to popular free software applications when I can help, and I regularly participate in several mailing lists and IRC channels. I don't smoke, but I do vape and occasionally drink. I moved here with my family to provide a better life for them than we had living in a major US city. I have no neighbors to speak of, and I enjoy watching the deer grazing in the fields after sundown. Next spring I will start a fruit orchard and hope to encourage wildflowers to provide for the bees. I'm in bed every night by 1 AM, and make sure I get seven hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a mug of Earl Grey and walking my dogs around the back fields before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I don't visit doctors because I do not rely on pills to function. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. What's most important to me, the only thing that matters to me, is that I am not bothered, by anyone. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. I wave to people on my one lane road, and make small talk with them about the weather, local happenings, or the troubles that city people inflict on themselves. I vote in every election, my property lines are clearly marked, and there are signs warning people that my dogs patrol the property and that everyone here is armed. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.