Right. Luigi jumps high. No point in playing Luigi if jumping high doesn't actually net anything. Gotta play Luigi when the extra jump height gets progress.

Unfortunately I don't see that happening without a major US war and major election reform. Otherwise they have like half-ish of the population at least semi-supporting them, and half the population is not likely to peacefully get labelled "terrorist".

I'm in the US. A lot of older political cartoons look something like this:

Subtlety in political comics? Man old political comics had to label nearly everything.

I mean, if you were intending it as a joke your phrasing works just as well.