doctortofu @ doctortofu @reddthat.com

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True. At the same time, this magnitude of opsec fuckups can, and often does, result in people dying, which is fucking sad and infuriating...

It's going to make it SO much easier to add correct people to secret group chats when their usernames and profiles are anonymized! Fucking morons as far as the eye can see, holy shit...

Didn't he invent his college diploma? Heard something about that a while ago ;)

“Users who in the past would type ‘free online file converter’ into a search engine are vulnerable, as the algorithms used for results now often include paid results, which might be scams.”

Nooo, you mean turning search engines into monetization and ad delivery engines had downsides? Who would have thought!

Fucking greed at the root of another goddamned issue...

I firmly believe that manufacturers and sellers of ANY physical device that requires an extra app, account or internet connection to work or has some functions that require these should be legally obligated to state that CLEARLY on the packaging and in all the marketing materials they publish. There are big ugly warnings on cigarettes, I want something similar on shitty products that are metaphorically cancerous too...

To people with self awareness, a sense of shame and at least a bit of integrity it sure would be!

Was he a drag queen? No? Damn, those child molesting drag queens are super sneaky, aren't they? How do they molest all them kids without ever getting caught? /s

Consequences? As in, sequences of cons? Because I've seen a lot of those already - Trump's whole damn life is a con sequence...

Jesus fucking Christ, for real? I try to come up with purposefully exaggerated and completely ridiculous analogies, and this bloody administration still one-ups me with insanity...

Yes, because words have no meaning and can be declared to mean anything the orange turd wants...

What's next, declaring drag queens to be an invasive species? Adding trans people to the Schedule 1 list of controlled substances? Redefining conflict of interest to mean any transaction that doesn't line Trump's or Musk's pockets? Fucking hell America, fucking hell...

"I am a deadly threat to (...) humans" - Elon Musk, 2025

Doesn't even have to be an actual war - this government showed that they can redefine words to mean whatever they want (see them invoking a wartime law recently), so they might as well define drag queens as an invasive species, declare war on them and implement martial law/suspend elections because who's gonna stop them?

Is it possible to check how many convicted thieves, rapists and/or murderers still hold their degrees? You know, just for fun, to see where their priorities are...

Yup, exactly: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

Guess who they learned this one from: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

Probably because it's kinda hard to check if a ghost had the "correct" skin color and/or genitals...

You see, they don't trust Big Pharma and multi-billion dollar corporations, that's why they do their "research" using only small artisanal free range websites like Facebook, Twitter and TikTok...

Inb4 it turns out they bought it to promote an AI that specializes in connection and humanity...

What, me, bitter? Naaaw, what makes you think so?

Edit: turns out I have not a single original thought in my head: https://marketoonist.com/2022/08/ai-generated-marketing-content.html

Not to mention the “Governor Trudeau” extra-dumb.

Trudeau is probably above that, but it would be mildly amusing if he started calling Trump "comrade Trump" or maybe "vice-president Trump"

So American voters get to not only eat shit, but now also drink it? How oddly appropriate...