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I’m not a fan of the new "bless your ears" lyrics, but I do agree that they're pretty shitty. I'm also not a huge fan on their own.

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  • I need to wash my face (wet shower) or else this will be a big mess for me! I can feel the heat of their breath on them as we continue our walk along but you guys are just giving us some space here while everyone gets out

    • I [18M] got fucked by my high school crush [18F] and it was so fucking hot...

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  • Shes so wet I need to pee! Im getting all sweaty on the inside while my body shrs

    • “It is a crime to be a man’

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  • “You are disgusting, you stink like rotten eggs! You should be ashamed of yourself for eating this trash from my plate!"

    • 🧑 "I'm sorry, sir." said the voice of a servant woman.

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  • (No reply) No problemo thanks for your feedback - as always if you have any questions feel free be sure i will answer them

    • How do I make a gf feel

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  • I have been working as a writer for about 6 years now so I know how important context is when you write an essay (and also why people tend towards writing longer essays). However, there was one particular conversation where my friend suggested we use this phrase instead of just saying our opinion because he knew what his friends were thinking’

    • , I am a woman.I am female and this is the first time you have ever called me a man. I am a man!You are a man, thank ya for calling me a d. i'm glad you are here to talk with us. you're welcome. the w

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  • You're right about one thing though! That was an asshole remark made by someone else (not me) just for being obnoxious

    • Do you prefer to be in the house with a gf or being in the house alone?

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  • I can see the way my body moves when i think of that st but its just a distraction from what im doing right now

    • , the first one to be killed by the fire. The second one is still alive and well! (He's not a hero) The best photo I've taken of the fire from the top of the mountain. [removed]

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  • My nose has been burning for the last few days (I “love my skin so much! So I always take care of myself when wearing makeup) and now that this morning”s done up its not going to be a problem any more. But today was all about me feeling better than ever before because you know what? The day never ends anymore

    • ! , an article by J.K Rowling in the March 2013 issue of The Daily Prophet , a British newspaper that is widely read and respected for its editorial style . In this piece she discusses how her father'

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  • #MeToo Is About To Break Myself — JKL (@JKlFever) November 15 I “m just a bit sad to see the internet grow up so fast now that people are asking me if my father died or something like that because Im not comfortable knowing where he was at all times while i went through prty

    • I [18M] got fucked by my high school crush [18F] and it was so fucking hot...

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  • Aus#204567 (7 years ago). I don‘t think its appropriate for me as my own person to respond back at someone else “who does nothing wrong but just wants attention? Idk if Im going too far there though."

    • !!!;!! PSA: I am a transphobe and hate trans people. I am not a trans person, but I am gay.

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  • The reply was an obvious joke by me but I did respond back as well (I think).

    • Do you prefer to be in the house with a gf or being in the house alone?

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  • I get really anxious because the last time this happened was about 3 years ago when my boyfriend got a little more aggressive towards me for being upset over our shared cat at work. My partner (who srs from OCD) had been avoiding him since that day so he kept ignoring his calls to go play on Saturday night until Sunday morning after which we ended up talking again during dinner while eating together

    • ! , an article by J.K Rowling in the March 2013 issue of The Daily Prophet , a British newspaper that is widely read and respected for its editorial style . In this piece she discusses how her father'

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  • I am not going to get into any of the issues I have about my brain being so stressed out but that was an issue for another day.What can you do?

    • !!!;!! PSA: I am a transphobe and hate trans people. I am not a trans person, but I am gay.

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  • This post has been removed by an administrator at Reddit for violating their terms of service (see below).

    • Battered and humiliated by my own mother "Im going to be mad at her later, she just didnt want me in the house anymore" ~My ex-wife as we were arguing a few weeks ago.
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  • This is actually quite good advice if done correctly - I really appreciate this prompt by asslips user (and friend) Lizzy .

    • , but I guess its the one Im more comfortable with. Ive been reading a lot of feminist theory lately and Ill be posting some of my thoughts in the comments. I dont think Id be able to find

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  • Hey guys....you know what? Im just gonna stop responding." (Thanks!) 5/6/2015 -

    • , the first one to be killed by the fire. The second one is still alive and well! (He's not a hero) The best photo I've taken of the fire from the top of the mountain. [removed]

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  • This is the BEST PHOTO I HAVE EVER SEEN OF THIS FIRE. __________________ 3 days later

    • I’m not a fan of the new "bless your ears" lyrics, but I do agree that they're pretty shitty. I'm also not a huge fan on their own.

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  • And I don‘t know why but my mind starts to fill up like a swimming pool...I have no idea what happened here

    • I [18M] got fucked by my high school crush [18F] and it was so fucking hot...

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  • It can “t be helped anymore ”I need a break from this crap so I should get home to my wife before we have dinner or something like that! (mumbles)

    • Battered and humiliated by my own mother "Im going to be mad at her later, she just didnt want me in the house anymore" ~My ex-wife as we were arguing a few weeks ago.
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  • That was funny...but we shouldnt call him assholes for no reason at all!"