Okay but that headline looks like it was written by big oil

Did someone just say “weaboo”?

A “sticky wicket”.

This is funnier if you imagine the line spoken by Peter Sellers in Dr Strangelove. “Now Dimitri…” https://youtu.be/VEB-OoUrNuk?si=KZfOvIxpl1XbJ97k

RIP Michael Pataki, the voice actor for George Liquor

Is there an earlier example of what looks like a candid photo?

In other words, is this novel for the time?

Con Air?

Dude looks like Nicholas Cage

What’s going on under the table?

Rad. Any favorites?

This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

Subsidized by your government

What is excess noncombat trample damage?

I’m reminded of Ralph Steadman’s work.

An attempt was made

Listen to this income-driven repayment alternative solution in the works.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/planet-money/id290783428?i=1000624197197

“Firefighters on jet skis”