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I know you're paraphrasing and probably from memory, but you have one inparticular completely backwards- It is EASIER for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven. Meaning, of course, a camel cannot pass through the eye of a needle, and therefore a rich man will never get into heaven, because in order to get rich he must have been selfish and greedy, which is ungodly. (I'm a heathen, so idfk what I'm talking about, but I learned this proverb from my religious ex-partner, and I think it's lovely)

The year after i graduated college i went back to visit for some alumni thing. I ran into this guy i had been flirty with the year before and he invited me over to his room to "hang out". When I got there, he had just done laundry and had clean sheets he needed to put on his bed. I offered to help. I offered by sprawling my whole body, ass up, across his bed so I could tuck the corner in.

And then...

I helped him make his bed and clean the rest of his room. And we had a really nice chat and catch up. A couple of hours later, we hugged goodbye and I left.

Newton is known for physics but I just learned from the Stuff You Should Know pod cast that he was also an alchemist and really worked and studied a lot trying to turn things into gold and discover the elixir of youth

Joni Mitchell left and came back, too

Oh my, this news is gonna get me in a lot of trouble. Thank you very much xoxo xxx

I just listened to an old episode of the Slowdown, a poetry podcast. I'll link it. The host, before they even get to the poem, always does a little monologue, and in this episode, she talks about her journaling habits. I also struggle with keeping a daily log, I always feel like I'm not "doing it right" or like it sounds dumb or ingenuine when I read it later, but she described her way, and I'm gonna try it. You might like it too!

https://www.slowdownshow.org/episode/2025/07/23/encore-645-its-930am-ive-ran-four-miles-cried-four-times-eaten-two-chicken-sandwiches

I'm posting this for the host's discussion pre-poem, but the poem is great too!

Have a delicious day and good luck journaling xoxo

Are you exclusive? Do you pay for other GFE or similar that don't involve her? Does she want/seek out romantic relationships that aren't transactional, outside of you? Do you have feelings for each other? Does she consider herself a sexworker? Do y'all do boyfriend/girlfriend stuff, or is your relationship just sexual? If you feel like elaborating on that last question at all- what's your favorite thing to do together?

Sometimes it's hard to convey tone over text, so just to be clear, these are all genuine and non judgmental questions. I do sex work (if you count only fans), so def no judgment there, towards either of you. I've been in a "relationship" for over 10 years with a man who doesn't know my real name, our relationship is purely sexual and in the last 5 or so years has been mostly over text. I think we love each other, in a way that makes sense for what we are doing, but not in a way that would make sense to anyone looking in from the outside. He wanted a more GFE style relationship, but I got a lil nervous about making it too romantic.

My ex girlfriend is a therapist, and she was CONSTANTLY "analyzing" me, even when I begged her to turn that shit off and just be my girlfriend.

Proud of you

I thought of this immediately as well. What a strange story!

The first thing my mom did when we moved into our house when I was 8 was take my door off it's hinges. It wasn't even a punishment, I just wasn't allowed to have one, i just got a curtain. My dad installed a door on my room when I was 17, two weeks before I moved away for college, because it was about to become the guest room, and wouldn't it be weird if the guest room didn't have a door?

Cat.

13 for me. Happy to have found this weird lil corner of the internet two years ago.

I used to work in the seafood industry and I got invited to a seafood expo once. There were tons of vendors and since I'm super poor and not fancy, i ate everything. Figured I'd never get another chance. I ate so much caviar and roe that day.

It's fuckin' nasty. Every species and preparation I tried. Tbf I was at an expo, not a nice resturant, but also tbf, it was an expo, they were trying to market their best products.

Will you please tell me more about trading your vote? Are there communities online where you can meet people willing to do that? How did you do it during the bush/gore election? Online? I live in MA, I'd trade a vote w a swing stater, assuming we have elections again.

Interesting perspective. I'm 33 and I watched My So Called Life religiously. I forgot he was in it, I know him most from Dallas Buyer's Club in a supporting role. I've never heard of 30 seconds to Mars until now (but if you name a song I'd probably have a light bulb moment and recognize the song, not the band)

Ew, stop! That's my actual life right meow.

I can envision three types of men reacting to this:

A) cool empathetic good guys like Pedro pascal who will realize this is a hyperbolic joke and chuckle a lil bit B) insecure, but not bad dudes who will get all huffy and respond with "#notallmen" C) scary mean men who will take great offense and yell or break things because this meme hurts their feelings but they only understand rage

This analysis, of course, is also a jokey joke and not a doctorate level dissertation, and therefore, it should not be taken too seriously.

Love you all, be safe. May we all meet a Pedro today.

My biggest hope is that since brittany Murphey and Tom petty have passed, they will tragically kill off luanne and lucky in a truck accident so that Peggy and hank will be raising Lasagna Grace. I really want dee dee to have abandoned GH too, since cotton died, so since Peggy and hank never had more kids, they just adopted GH and Gracie. That's what I want this show to be about. I've been hoping this since it was first announced.

I'm surprised by how excited I am for this show to come out!

This is so fucking funny omg