record scratch "yep, that's me. You may be wondering how I got there"

oh, most definitely, but G.W. Bush did trigger article 5 and there were meetings about it. They even concluded that indeed a foreign enemy had attacked sovereign soil of the U.S.

Straight from the horse's mouth: https://www.nato.int/cps/en/natohq/topics_110496.htm

Whether that was torturing reality for the sake of empire building or not well that's a separate Q

It really doesnt help his case that one of the few (perhaps the only?) time that NATO article 5 was triggered was during 9/11 and re:afghanistan (which again its p lol)

should've painted the Hull with the colors of belgium and not russia tho 👀

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