But really, we do need (ARBITRARY BARRIER) to (HUMAN RIGHT)

Hah today is your day! What MBR lacks in organ drops it makes up with what I can only describe as distorted shredding floppy disk drives, like The Floppotron but dialed to 11

It's optional for the people on the other side of the mirror only

Android TV may or may not have Kodi on the Play Store depending on your location. I've got it on my 'smart' TV, no sideloading required.

Of course the TV itself is a POS and stutters during playback so I never use it. YMMV on that front as well.