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  • Good for him. My missus had one and it died pretty quickly due to RAM failure.

    One of many reasons I'd never buy a laptop with soldered RAM.

  • Sam, it's Charlie.

  • Yeah, but I bet it's the best veg you've ever eaten.

  • Well at least Ozzie Osbourne's make up artist has still got a job

  • That'll fix it!

    If you can't see the U-bend, how can you be going down the toilet?

  • They've both got blue lighting. She's just on the rag.

  • Every night is Fartnite in this house.

  • VPNs: it's not just porn, it's piracy too!

  • I find the old one worked, but it did feel like somehow the corpse of RealPlayer or QuickTime was still shambling around amongst us.

  • My niece has autism.

    My brother in law rejects this because all her supposedly autistic behaviours are perfectly normal things he does.

  • To tell the truth I backed over the last two with my car.

    Fortunately they turned out to be Nazis.

  • We delved too greedily and too deep.

    You don't even need to make sure your IRQ ports don't clash.

  • 🦶🏻💥🔫

    Remember this moment when Nigel Farage sweeps to power in 2028 on a wave of youth votes, brings back the porn and sells the NHS.

  • That is Aldi levels of copying right there.

  • Refuses to listen. Implies opponents of it are nonces.

    Yes they'll all be shocked Pikachu when we're swearing in PM Nigel Farage...

  • It's not about porn. It's about tracking your every move online.

  • That's just the plot of The Egg.