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An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.

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ChatGPT summary: ChatGPT is really good at summarizing scientific papers and these scientists are judgmental meanies.

If these are your senators, first off, sorry to hear that. Second, here's where you can get their contact info so you can let them know how bullshit their idea is. Photos as well in case anyone was curious about what these oxygen thieves looked like.

https://oksenate.gov/senators/shane-jett

https://oksenate.gov/senators/dana-prieto

Those who understand history are condemned to watch other idiots repeat it.

Peter Lamborn Wilson

Journalists have been asked to sign a pledge to not report on reality.

A hunting rifle...

Ballistics reports indicate that he shot himself at a distance of roughly 400 meters. He then walked backwards to the location of the rifle in a pair of someone else's boots and clumsily signed the note before expiring. Very sad.

My misunderstanding, thought it was a drive-by "nuh-uh" at first.

^{[Citation needed]}

Not if the faction that overwhelmingly calls itself "pro-life" is against feeding children once they're born. That's what it means when they decrease SNAP benefits and increase the administrative burden of accessing those (and related) resources.

Something something, "pro-life", something something. We've been here before, you all know how to fill in the blanks.

He forgot what a dry fart felt like before we knew whether we'd survive Y2K.

Waste of government resources uncovering real crimes like this when they should be inspecting the genitalia of their subjects in search of "nihilistic violent extremists".

The photo makes me nervous too, I was looking at those ends and thinking the same thing. The dog's expression of pure braindead pleasure was too good to pass up though even if I wouldn't re-create the situation.

First, you take a power drill...

So... fitting?

Must've seen a photo like this and tried to improvise their own version:

Something can be an atrocity and a smokescreen at the same time. Complain about it all but don't let up the pressure on the Trump-Epstein matter because he wants those files forgotten and we can't allow that.

...way to fuck over your people...

His people will do just fine (because of the grift) but that's a very small subset of Americans.

China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea.

Gonna have so many applicants named Bobby Tables.

Tips point to little man in boat but authorities have yet to make a positive ID.