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  • Ban it, then delete it! That's okay! I want this fucking account gone off this stupid fucking website, but these retards are unable to have a "delete account" function actually work on it!

  • DELETE MY ACCOUNT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS

    AND TO ALL THE RETARDS WHO ARE GOING TO COME IN HERE AND SAY "THERE IS A DELETE ACCOUNT OPTION" --- IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK YOU RETARDS

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    Delete my fucking account since I can't do it myself

    You had hexbear dragging you along for years and improving the codebase and you can't even get this shit right?

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    Please have an admin reply to this post when the delete account feature is working

    https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.931166d56b933cc6ac30f7a4d3daa52c?rik=khNomLugOy7gkA&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

    Since this is what I get in my PMs I think it's only fair that everyone who ever said "just block the user" gets to see it too

    FUCK YOU

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    Delete account still not working
  • Literally just delete my fucking account, don't just ban it - just delete it, but this is too hard for you fucking morons to figure out after years of outside parties helping to get your shitty fucking code up to 2008 standards

  • Delete account still not working

    FIX YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE YOU FUCKING CLOWNS

    https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.931166d56b933cc6ac30f7a4d3daa52c?rik=khNomLugOy7gkA&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

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    Good news everyone! Since I have been informed that the appropriate response to a brigade of GIFS OF PEOPLE DEFECATING IN MY PMs is to "block the offending users", I am now going to be that user

    Hope you all enjoy the early-2000s shock images opened in your PMs with no warning.

    Just remember - if you have a problem with it, if you don't like the content I'm sharing with the world - all you have to do is just block me!

    DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Ok, this is my official petition to defederate from sh.itjust.works

    Despite the rules they claim to enforce on their instance, when I see a racist, bigoted, or obnoxiously offensive take here it's pretty much exclusively a user from there.

    I made a comment about this today on a thread made by a user from that instance and now I have rather graphic scat porn gifs in my inbox from their users. If you somehow don't know what that means - I am now being sent explicit gifs of people defecating out of their anal orifice because I think their instance is filled with bad faith trolls. They're really doing a lot to dissuade me of that notion.

    So fuck you, here's my petition to defederate.

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    [ArsTechnica] The ‘90s Internet: When 20 hours online triggered an email from my ISP’s president
  • Today, Gene Fourney is the CEO of IT company TechnologyWest in Denver. I thought this story wouldn't be complete unless I made an attempt to contact him. I emailed him, asking him some questions about NetWorks at the time, but he wasn't interested in reminiscing. "I'm not revisiting an issue that you may have experienced in 1998 with Networks," Fourney wrote. "Times are dramatically different in 2023 than they were in 1998. Not sure why anyone would have an interest in revisiting 28K dialup days of 1998."

    Lmao, what is wrong with this guy? I found this whole article to be humorous and light and it was a fun look back on the old days. Tons of people have an "interest in revisiting it".

    Given his location it strikes me that I have a solid chance of actually meeting this guy in person and sussing out why he's such a no-fun prick.

  • Johnny Cash Is a Hero to Americans on the Left and Right. But His Music Took a Side.
  • One of my favorite takes to throw out at random is "The Grateful Dead was the greatest country band of all time".

    Now I'll admit I mostly say it to wind people up, but I don't not believe it, either. It hinges on two things: most people don't really think of country music as having bands (even when the singer, of course, has a backing band) and I think Workingman's Dead is a genuinely great all-time country album. American Beauty crossed genres a little harder but it has its bona fide country moments too.

    What I'll say is - if you always dismissed the Dead as "17 minutes of masturbation via the electric guitar" (and you're not wrong either), at least give Workingman's Dead a spin. The tracks clock in at standard radio play length and I think it will give you a different perspective. If you still don't like it, fair enough.

  • Spotify’s first US price hike for Premium is coming next week
  • Spotify is a publicly traded company. Their financial reports are required to be audited every single year. They really are losing money. There's no way around that.

    The studios, most of which are also publicly traded, report billions of dollars in profit every year. Hollywood accounting is about using shell companies to move money around (back to the main studio) while ensuring that nobody ever gets paid out on the profits of the movie by the LLC they set up to produce the movie.

    I finally got out of accounting. It's really hard to commit fraud at any scale when you're a publicly traded and audited company. People are gonna call bullshit on that but I'm serious. I would be in favor of requiring every "small business" to be audited on a regular basis because I don't know the exact percentage but I would testify in front of Congress right now that easily over 50% of all the small business clients I ever had were committing fraud somewhere.

    One case that comes to mind is a guy with a small construction company who had funneled over a half a million dollars to his personal house, calling it business expenses. I took this to my boss - who signed a code of professional ethics and has a professional license on the line - and their reply was "he's defrauding the government out of about a quarter million dollars but we're not the accounting police and that's why we don't sign his tax returns."

  • TIL that shocking gum was used as a torture device in Iraqi prison.
  • Yeah it's like when you hear about playing baby shark 24/7 at a volume to deprive people of sleep and some people are like "hahaha baby shark isn't that funny" but you can pick any song in the world and if you play it long enough, loud enough, keeping people from sleeping, they will go absolutely clinically insane.

  • Alabama GOP refuses to draw second Black district, despite Supreme Court order
  • The funny thing is if you go back to George Bush - they were conceivably on the path to have a permanent majority if they ever got their immigration reform plan done. Latinos y centroamericanos are overwhelmingly Catholic and to various degrees on the conservative side of things, and the Republicans threw it all away to be racist.

  • 87% of classic video games are 'critically endangered.' As a millennial, I'm worried it means a huge chunk of my childhood will disappear.
  • I'd really love to know what the percentage is that is or is at risk of truly being lost - this article just completely ignores that piracy exists. Maybe you can't buy game boy games or Metal Gear or Unreal Tournament anymore but the idea that they are inaccessible is just plainly wrong. I guess you probably can't advertise that in business insider (if only to prevent some ridiculous lawsuit from Nintendo) but it changes this number drastically.

    I actually do remember stuff from the 90s and 2000s that's truly lost, and it's a damn shame, but the black flag will always provide.

  • Boycott In-N-Out.
  • it's like 17 dollars for a "small combo" at five guys and yes I know it's a lot of food but 1) reports are they aren't doing the whole-bag-full-of-fries thing anymore and 2) you can come out ahead and probably get something as good or better at a bar

  • Bleacher Report: Only TWO players drafted in 2010 are still on an NBA roster
  • Just seems like a super weak draft to me. Wall went first and we all know what ended up happening there but fair enough. #2 was Evan Turner - which if I think really hard I vaguely remember the name - but my main thought is "who?"

    There were plenty of good role players who would shine from time to time further down the draft but 13 years later it's no surprise they're all gone. Prospects who could do better are always rated higher than known mid-tier players after several years in the league.

    I did a little more digging and Wall, Cousins, George & Hayward are the only players from the 2010 draft to ever get a single all star nod. 9 out of the 60 never played a single NBA game. I'm going with the idea that it was just not a great year for the draft.

  • Home searched in Tupac Shakur murder investigation
  • Neat! I found that after some time playing the guitar I was able to fundamentally understand how a violin works. They're very similar instruments, in many ways (especially if you are playing pizzicato on the violin.)

    I'm still no good at.... either one of them really, but I find that every time I even spend a month messing around with an instrument I gain a deeper understanding of how they all work, and music in general.

  • Comcast advertising “10G” in hopes to confuse consumers to accept slower speeds
  • I'm going to assume that 4g works decently enough where you are at this point. Much the same thing happened during the 4g rollout - it was too sparse, the phone spent too many resources hunting for a 4g signal when 3g was right there. You end up with a less stable connection because it's constantly bouncing back and forth.

    I think if you look up how to disable 5g on whatever phone you have (which is possible on any phone) and stick to 4g for now you'll find the performance is as good as ever - if not better, with some of the load from other users being pushed to 5g.

    I worked for "a major phone company" when 4g was rolling out. It's unfortunate during this period, but I don't know how you prevent it. 5g will objectively be better for 99.9% of users at some point - it might not be now, but everyone has to sell a 5g phone to "future proof" and have another selling feature. I wish the companies would educate people a little more on the rollout but then you're basically telling them "this thing we're selling you isn't really ready yet". And I mean, if you live in a major city, it's working just fine... but not everybody does.

  • abcnews.go.com Home searched in Tupac Shakur murder investigation

    Police searched a home in the Las Vegas area on Monday night in the long-dormant murder case of Tupac Shakur, according to police.

    Home searched in Tupac Shakur murder investigation

    Police searched a home in the Las Vegas area on Monday night in the long-dormant murder case of Tupac Shakur, according to a law enforcement source.

    "LVMPD can confirm a search warrant was served in Henderson, Nevada on July 17, 2023, as part of the ongoing Tupac Shakur homicide investigation," Las Vegas police said in a statement. "We will have no further comment at this time."

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    I know it's extremely tempting to say "what the hell can they possibly find after all this time" but this has been a very strange year in terms of previously thought to be "unsolvable", extremely cold murder cases - the Golden State Killer, Delphi murderer and Long Island Serial Killer have all been caught after much of the public gave up hope on that ever happening.

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