ASeriesOfPoorChoices @ ASeriesOfPoorChoices @lemmy.world

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When you are born, your parents sell your birth certificate for $600,000, and when you're 20, the government declares you dead and takes your land.

This is where banks get money for credit card loans from. But the money you borrow is actually your own money, stolen when you were declared dead.

Maybe he's Maybelline.

company vehicle. might not be allowed to for insurance reasons. 🤷‍♂️

"a hostess"... or a cop.

I'm curious about this.

they won't.

4 years, one for each year he was president.

EDIT: begin the "four more years!" chanting

Orion > FF > Chrome

he got that, at least, when it mattered. He needed to cover up for the election.

'never attribute to malice what can be explained by incompetence'

most of those women don't know the difference between terminating a pregnancy and abortion. If that sounds stupid, you're right, it is, but it is also true.

but you trust those who say you should have no rights?

that will be an expensive last minute choice.

compensation... for doing the job he is paid to do... right.

look, if you live at the end of a long shitty dirt road, or maybe the last apartment on the top floor of a 6 story walk up - then they're going above and beyond. Hell yeah, tip more.

Tip to be nice, because times are tough and you have some extra cash.

But don't tip because someone did the bare minimum that they get paid to do anyway.

Don't tip because it's expected. Don't tip if you can't afford it.

you, by simply spending what little you have and can, are helping pay their wage already. You're doing your part. That is: don't feel guilty if you can't or don't tip.

Do feel warm and fuzzy if you can and do tip, though. it's still nice to do :)

their houses and cars are easy to spot too.

also, red caps in a crowd.

Poor Carmen Sandiego.

so, by his numbers, we're paying over 50% more for food and houses.

But they're equally more expensive, so we're getting screwed two ways, not just one.

it's not dumb at all.

that is, I don't see what he's saying is good or bad, just "food and housing have stayed a similar ratio". Which is interesting.

But we should be wondering at the cost of groceries at the very least.

the shortening of "minutes" is "min".

That's 25 min.

Miles is mi. 45 mi.

honestly, I thought you meant kilometres and just typo-left out the "k".

Now it just feels like Americans are getting stupider. 🤦‍♂️

25 metres of flight time? what is this, the Millennium Falcon?

45 metres of range? So it can fly from one end of the yard to the other before landing and needing to refuel? that doesn't seem useful.

yep. a great example is the current president of the Philippines.

Wanted by interpol for millions (billions?) in theft and such, has international arrest warrants out for him, but they couldn't touch him when he visited New York.

His mother didn't join him though, because his immunity doesn't extend that far.