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The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

Barron Trump To Be Renamed ‘Barack’ as Part of Trump’s Surrender to Iran

Ecology @mander.xyz

Climate change is now causing more local extinction in temperate regions than the tropics, study shows

Climate @slrpnk.net

Climate change is now causing more local extinction in temperate regions than the tropics, study shows

Palaeontology 🦖 @mander.xyz

Fossilized babies of ancient crocodile-like predators uproot understanding of how animals adapted to the land

News @lemmy.world

Man who admitted setting cross on fire in Chicago park is charged with a hate crime

  • And that's not even factoring in the $300 million Trump's just going to pocket. So lets just call it an even $900 million.

  • “The American people will no longer tolerate the blatant waste, fraud and abuse of their hard-earned tax dollars — no state should allow it either,”

    Excuse me? If anything, the 2024 election made it crystal clear that the American people will, in fact, tolerate the blatant waste, fraud, and abuse of our hard-earned tax dollars. 77 million people actually voted for it.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Trump successfully diverted to inflatable decoy G7

  • Yeah, NewsThump writes some very funny headlines, but the body of their articles don't always live up to the high standard set by The Onion. This one cracked me up though. It's the best I've read from them in a while.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Man defends his use of copyright football streams by insisting he needs them to ‘train his AI model’

    The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Trump insists it's very normal for the winners of wars to pay billions to the losers

    politics @lemmy.world

    Eric Trump messaged UFC insider asking if White House fights were 'rigged': report

  • If MAGA could read, they'd be very upset about that billboard.

  • I was really hoping we'd get lucky and it'd be rained out to spare us from this grotesque national embarrassment... But whatever, I've learned to accept that good things just don't happen.

  • That tracks. No one is as unfamiliar with, and vehemently opposed to, the words of Jesus more than American Christians.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Carney announces plan to privatize airports but still give them half a billion dollars once in a while

    News @lemmy.world

    Rainforest conservationist Tony Parkes dies aged 96 after a career of 'world-leading science'

    Ecology @mander.xyz

    New findings complete first evolutionary history of all living millipede orders, dating back 460 million years

    politics @lemmy.world

    Trump administration must re-install exhibits on slavery, climate change and other topics at national parks, judge rules

  • Undoing all this stupid nonsense is going to be annoying and expensive. But hey, at least groceries are... More expensive than ever? Fuck!

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  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticide

  • Yep, multiple times for DUI and domestic violence. According to the article he's currently serving 16 months in a California prison, after which he'll be serving another 18 months in an Oregon prison.

  • I submitted an appeal, but is there any chance of that appeal working?

    I doubt a human will ever read the appeal, it's all automated, so you're probably out of luck.

  • News @lemmy.world

    Chicago police release photo of 'person of interest' after video shows burning cross in Grant Park

  • That's probably for the best. I loved Home Improvement as a kid, but after rewatching it during the pandemic, I was pretty disappointed that it hasn't held up as well as other popular sitcoms of the '90s. Every episode is just a generic "men are from Mars, women are from Venus" story with some random grunting thrown in. Hell, that kind of material was stale before the show even premiered.

  • Hmm, so what did Trump do? Please be specific, Gianni. FFS, this guy is such a shameless brown-noser.

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Report: ICE surges have triggered massive job losses - including among Americans

    Archaeology @mander.xyz

    Archaeologists uncover 4,000-year-old evidence of siege warfare in ancient Mesopotamia

  • From the greatest sports parody movie ever made, BASEketball (1998):

    Squeak: I swear if you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here!

  • Biodiversity @mander.xyz

    Elusive Cozumel dwarf fox reappears in first confirmed photos after two decades

    Archaeology @mander.xyz

    Oldest Maya Long Count calendar date may reveal how royalty turned time into power

  • CBS news is a far right propaganda outlet now, so it's about not giving them traffic. There are plenty of reputable sources reporting on this story, there's no reason to link to them.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Pope tells followers to say three Hail Marys when throwing Molotovs at AI data centres