Wrong site ya doof
Nah that site’s full of subtly (and sometimes overtly) unnerving techbros
Marx wasn’t lying, that rate of profit can tend to fall
Source: https://www.thestranger.com/
Kshama Sawant (SA) was thought to be absent from yesterday’s Seattle City Council assembly after she failed to show up in her seat after an hour. However, a security sweep executed by Dan Strauss (D) as he left to go to the bathroom revealed that the only Trotskyist in a major city council had split into 16 different clones over what has suspected by observers to have effectively been “a shower argument about electoralism gone wrong”.
“It’s like, real Kirby Mass Attack shit”, Zack Ames (I), a recently hired security intern, remarked in an overheard phone call. “I tried to pick one of her up, but she punched me right in the fingernail! Fuck, it still hurts, man.”
As of the time of writing, the Sawants are getting into a fistfight on the formerly unified councilwoman’s desk over Fidel Castro’s policies.
All 16 press offices were contacted for an official statement, but each of them gave responses calling our reporters dweebs, of which the longest lasted only three sentences.
Economy kicked off by selling human beings as property state
(Maybe) Andrew Jackson state
John Calhoun state
Confederacy state
Benjamin Tillman state
Strom Thurmond state
Executed George Stinney state
Bob Jones University state
Church massacre state
Biggest US army training camp state
Most depressing roads state
Every residence is either a crumbling shed, a crumbling apartment, or a crumbling suburban house (or a not crumbling yet five-over-one if you’re lucky and soulless) state
Most progressive politician here is Jim Fucking Clyburn state
Everything here has been owned by the offspring of the same hundred slaveowners since 1680 state
You can trust this girlboss though right
Just checked and apparently my city has the same heat pattern as the middle of the Sahara rn 
ITS DEFINITELY JUST A NORMAL SUMMER THOUGH (can biden pls place bounties on climate denialists and oil execs)
Right before my shift as cartpusher ended I came across a swarm of girls from NYC (who relocated to south carolina and apparently went to my high school for as long as I had without me remembering) and it legit felt like I was in a Sidetalk episode for five whole minutes
I want trump to have a different jail every day of the week like he’s the child of a 7-way divorce
Legend has it that u/dessalines is Assimi Goita himself
first and second off lmfao
third off yeah im pretty sure a plurality of users here are veterans in their late 20s to early 30s of the mid-2000s cultural miasma
The folks in front of me have been sleeping for like over two years straight but I'm gonna politely wait for them to wake up so I don't ruin The Democratic Process (but they smelled awful for some reason for the first few months after falling asleep idk what that was all abt 
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