Oh boo hoo. I would have bitched if it was a completely-out-of-place swipe at any politician, even ones I hate. I would have bitched just as much if it was an anti-trump joke. It was irrelevant and obnoxious, shitty, opportunistic writing.
I don’t give fuck one about Biden, but I do give fuck one about journalistic integrity, which the author seems to lack.
You know, that was a good article until the author took a completely unnecessary and irrelevant swipe at Biden; at which point I completely lost interest in anything the author had to say.
I'm really fucking tired of political bullshit being embedded into every-goddamned-thing I read.
However, more importantly, you can drape TP over the auto flush sensor to make sure it doesn’t spray saltwater on your balls every time you move.
If it's inside the wall, spit on the tp, then stick it to the wall so it hangs down over the sensor. Be sure to wipe your spit off the wall when you're done, ya pig.
Those seat protectors they have in some bathrooms? I bet you’re using it wrong
The flap goes in the front, not the back. It keeps you from getting the witch’s kiss on your peepee.
So just make it nontransferable.
I’m getting on a plane in a few hours and flying home after a week in Jamaica for my honeymoon.
Then tomorrow my wife and I are plopping our asses on the couch and not moving for the rest of the day.
Seconded. I have multiple domains on name cheap, and manage those domains with cloud flare. Even my self-hosted stuff at home. Especially my self-hosted stuff at home. Maybe google wouldn’t notice a ddos, but my shitty spectrum internet sure would.
Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.
I can't express in words just how much i despise LexisNexis. The English language lacks the expressiveness and nuance necessary.
This dogshit organization knows everything about me. Every purchase I make; every account I have; any legal proceeding of any kind i'm involved in; every address or phone number i've ever had... the level of data mining, hoarding, and sale is absolutely dystopian. I can't opt out. I can't tell them to delete it. I can't ask for a copy of it.
Its the modern corporate equivalent of the schoolyard tattle tale, running to the teacher any time somebody farts.
It gets when worse when states use the service to host their code of laws. Here in TN, the official version of the Tennessee Code Annotated, the official state law set, is on lexisnexis and i can't read it without a crazy expensive subscription. Laws I am subject to i can't read in the form they're enforced from.
How fucking absurd is that?
I had a similar thought a while back. I got into making pens. There's a bit of a learning curve and some equipment necessary to get started, but once you get the hang of it, you can turn $20 of materials into $100+, and people with money to blow go nuts for them. I sold 3 pens for $300 to one person not so long ago.
Biggest thing you'll need is a lathe. I got a Wen lathe on amazon for like $150. Get some carbide turning tools for like $40 and you're mostly set.
That’s because musk is a dumb narcissistic cocky asshole.
Man. That’s the control you give to your little brother because you don’t want him to get the good control all sticky.
Hopping a plane at 6:15 in the morning bound for Jamaica for a week 😄
I got a homie that’s bi and absolutely obsessed with possums. He 100% needs this on a tshirt.